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Kevin "Three-String" Schutt has played the guitar for over ten years, including several years spent studying classical guitar under Tim Olbrych and jazz under James Nesbit at the College of William and Mary.   When he's not picking up the guitar for Gonzo he can be found writing little ditties on his acoustic guitar and on the computer.   Pop on over to http://www.garageband.com/artist/three_string to hear some of this music.
Until this year (2001), the extent of Kevin's vocal contribution had been to say "Crazy with the Cheeze Whiz" on one song, but he'll explain that one later if you ask him.   However, things are changing as Colleen and Adrian whip his vocal cords into shape for the new millennium!

The origin of the nickname "Three-String" (not to be confused with "G-String," which is another story altogether) is worth knowing.   We were a third of the way through the night at a bar in Fairfax, when all of a sudden (when does this ever happen?), Kevin breaks a string on his bass.   Without a replacement, he got through the rest of the night with only three strings by teaching himself completely new fingerings -- while he was playing! -- for all of our songs.   It was an incredible thing to see   [Kevin's note:   Good thing no one was recording that night!].

 

 


Things that have come from Kevin's mouth
"I'd just like to dedicate that to the Fairfax County Police department"

If reincarnated as a muppet, Kevin is most likely to be:
 
Top ten things you can say with the letters in "Three-String":
 
Thin regrets.     Herring test.
Shit 'n' regret.Grr! He nets it.
Terse 'n' right.The stern rig.
Rig then rest.Get 'n' her stir.
Right Ernest.Erg 'n' her tits.

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