Things Pops likes; Quotes
Muppet; Anagrams
Favorite songs
Pops at the diner
Pops' LIST
Cast

This is Adrian "Pops" Felts, our lead singer and the Luciano Pavoratti of the club circuit. Adrian has an extensive classical background, having sung in various performance groups over the past 18 years, including the William and Mary Choir.   In 1990 he co-founded the internationally-acclaimed Stairwells, an all-male (all-tool) a cappella group at William and Mary.   Most recently he performed in the east coast premiere of Los Angeles recording artist, Christy Crowl (factoid that Adrian is related to Christy was removed from here so you won't think that's why he was asked to perform with her).
In addition to vocals, Adrian "plays" the keyboard, and also contributes an abortive tambourine, an occasional moment in the spotlight with the harmonica, and when folks aren't dumping their beers into the foot controller, he operates the lights with his feet.

 

 

 
Likes
 Pops endorses the 4 B's:
bacon
beer
bourbon
buffalo wings
(check out Lendy's in Virginia Beach, where he used to work!   The best wings for miles around!)

Dislikes
 getting caught smoking by Kirby

  Pops, for posterity

"It's so simple!   It's just one hole!   I've just gotta blow, suck, blow!"

"Just because I don't know anything doesn't mean I'm stupid!"

"See?   I'm not funny!"

"When you're drunk, there's nothing better than three inches of pepperoni!"

"Where is that thing?   When I find it, I'm going to beat it all night!"

If reincarnated as a muppet, Pops is most likely to be:
 
  
Top ten things you can say with the letters in "Adrian Felts":
 
Risen fat lad.     An idle farts.
Darn it! fleas.Self radiant.
Is fatal nerd.Fat islander.
Deft, anal, sir.Farted nails.
Adrenal fits.In faster, lad.
Favorite Gonzo song:
 Hemorrhage
Link Hogthrob, Captain of "Pigs in Space"   Most loathed Gonzo song:
 Closer to Free
Typical post-show fare at the diner
 Half-cooked buffalo wings (RANCH dressing, not blue cheese!!!), cheese fries, and half a pot of coffee.
Pops' LIST
1.
Mindy Cohn
From Facts (Fats) of Life, with a pound of flour...		 2.
Dana Plato
From Diff'rent Strokes, currently dead.		 3.
Weezy
Otherwise known as Louise from The Jeffersons Mmmmmmmsexual chocolate...		 4.
Lita Ford
Former 80s rocker, now a victim of gravity.		 5.
Jewel
Nothing sexual here; I'd just like to get a hold of her so I can take a hammer to those snaggled teeth.
Pops' casting for the upcoming made-for-TV movie about Gonzo's Nose

 
Pops Freak 3-String Adam Shack Jondis
David Caruso
(I hear he needs the work)		 Cyndi Lauper Clint Eastwood
(in the "any which way you can days")		 Philip Michael Thomas
(from Miami Vice)
(it's the hair)		 Hootie's drummer
of course		 Burt Reynolds
(w/o the piece)