Quotes; Shack at the diner
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Favorite songs
Shack's LIST
Cast

 

First off, Shack doesn't look like this anymore.   After being a long-haired, trying-to-look-like-his-heavy-metal-idols, graduate student / adjunct professor in medieval history for many years, he cut his hair and sold his soul to The Man (say what you will about The Man, but he pays better than "keeping it real") (whatever that means).

Steve has played drums since 1990 and classical piano since he was four (believe it or not, his piano teacher laments that that was "too late" to start!).   He used to wear a headset mike and sing backup vocals, but...well, let's just say everyone is glad Colleen has signed on.

 

 

 

Shack, for posterity

"NO, YOU CAN'T USE MY DRUMS!   IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CARRY YOUR OWN CRAP, TAKE UP THE FUCKING PICCOLO!"

  Shack at the diner
 Chocolate milkshake, orange juice, and root beer to drink (yes, all three!), caesar salad, and something (usually pasta) with seafood in it.
If reincarnated as a muppet, Shack is most likely to be:
 
  
Top ten things you can say with the letters in "Steven Spishak":
 
Vast sheepskin.     Spanks thieves.
The knaves piss.Shit!   Eve spanks.
Piss!   Shaken vet.He's vast, 'e's pink.
Eh!   Piss!   Sneak TV.He's past knives.
Have pets 'n' kiss.TV shakes penis.
Favorite Gonzo song:
 Angels of the Silences
"'Cause it rocks, dude!"
Animal
(duh) 		  Most loathed Gonzo song:
 Creep
Shack's LIST
1.
Michelle Pfeiffer
(At number one for six years straight!)		 2.
Milla Jovovich
(That mouth...oh, hurt me.)		 3.
Pamela Anderson
(Childish?   You bet.   This is a fantasy for a reason.)		 4.
Charlize Theron
 5.
Ali Landry
...otherwise known as the Dorito Chick (Icheewawa!), bumping off longtime favorite Valeria Golino!
Shack's casting for the upcoming made-for-TV movie about Gonzo's Nose

 
Pops Freak 3-String Adam Shack Jondis
John Goodman Mary Ann
from Gilligan's Island		 Grand Moff Tarkin The Greatest American Hero Val Kilmer
(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)		 Archie Bunker